Want to submit some really bad lyrics? Click hereTumblr (3.0; @reallybadlyrics)http://reallybadlyrics.com/<p>i can smell your armpits<br/> you stole my idea <br/> you stole my idea <br/> you stole my idea! <br/> this puke stinks like beer</p> <p>Century - <a target="_blank" title="Live" href="http://www.sing365.com/music/Lyric.nsf/Century-lyrics-Live/A0042F09E4AAA4E2482568C60032021E">Live</a></p>http://reallybadlyrics.com/post/187763467http://reallybadlyrics.com/post/187763467Mon, 14 Sep 2009 12:00:47 -0400<blockquote> <p>21st century sex machine h-h <br/> can the Cartier, toss the Tissot <br/> Timex Kid time to go go <br/> I’m a space cowboy</p> <p><i>Sigue Sigue Sputnik</i> - <a target="_blank" href="http://www.lyricsdownload.com/sigue-sigue-sputnik-21st-century-boy-lyrics.html">21st Century Boy</a></p> </blockquote> <p>Were they on drugs? It will forever remain a mystery :/</p>http://reallybadlyrics.com/post/172780166http://reallybadlyrics.com/post/172780166Thu, 27 Aug 2009 02:42:01 -0400<blockquote> <p>Maybe life ain’t what it seems, ‘cause it’s all a dream<br/> Forgive me<br/> Sometimes i feel like a fool, ‘cause i’m so uncool<br/> Forgive me…</p> <p><i>Limp Bizkit</i> - <a href="http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/limpbizkit/drown.html">Drown</a></p> </blockquote> <p>Nope, you suck.</p>http://reallybadlyrics.com/post/167510619http://reallybadlyrics.com/post/167510619Thu, 20 Aug 2009 15:00:20 -0400<p>Wish I could shut my playboy mouth<br/>How’d I turn my shirt inside out? (Inside out right)<br/>Control your poison babe, roses have thorns they say,<br/>And we’re all getting hosed tonight</p> <p><i>Lady Gaga</i> - <a href="http://artists.letssingit.com/lady-gaga-lyrics-just-dance-feat-colby-odonis-f1cnc1f">Just Dance</a></p>http://reallybadlyrics.com/post/159869802http://reallybadlyrics.com/post/159869802Mon, 10 Aug 2009 12:00:23 -0400<blockquote> <p>The kid has something in his eye<br/>And I can see why<br/>Looks like he’s about to cry<br/>And I can see why</p> <p><i>The Pale </i>- <a href="http://www.lyricsmania.com/lyrics/pale_the_lyrics_31830/other_lyrics_62738/the_kid_lyrics_624074.html">The Kid</a></p> </blockquote> <p>“What the heck” he thought “As long as it rhymes any old shit will do”</p>http://reallybadlyrics.com/post/157963202http://reallybadlyrics.com/post/157963202Fri, 07 Aug 2009 11:52:00 -0400<blockquote> <p>Now your momma told you let the cleavage show<br/>‘Cause that’s the best way to get a nigga with dough<br/>Then fake a pregnancy, then call the attorney-a<br/>But she ain’t know I’m cheaper than IKEA furniture</p> <p><i>Kanye West</i> - <a href="http://www.lyricsdownload.com/kanye-west-electric-relaxation-lyrics.html">Electric Relaxation</a></p> </blockquote> <p>Some sage advice there kids, from uncle Kanye.</p>http://reallybadlyrics.com/post/157146098http://reallybadlyrics.com/post/157146098Thu, 06 Aug 2009 09:07:08 -0400<p>I don’t wanna be a pinhead no more I just met a nurse that I could go for<br/>I don’t wanna be a pinhead no more I just met a nurse that I could go for<br/><br/>I don’t wanna be a pinhead no more I just met a nurse that I could go for<br/>I don’t wanna be a pinhead no more I just met a nurse that I could go for</p> <p><i>Ramones</i> - <a href="http://www.elyrics.net/read/r/ramones-lyrics/pinhead-lyrics.html">Pinhead</a></p>http://reallybadlyrics.com/post/156404182http://reallybadlyrics.com/post/156404182Wed, 05 Aug 2009 09:59:00 -0400<p>Fatboy Slim is fucking in heaven<br/> Fucking in, fucking in, fucking in heaven</p> <p><i>Fatboy Slim</i> - <a href="http://www.lyricsbay.com/fucking_in_heaven_lyrics-fatboy_slim.html">Fucking in heaven</a></p>http://reallybadlyrics.com/post/155079817http://reallybadlyrics.com/post/155079817Mon, 03 Aug 2009 15:32:07 -0400<blockquote> <p>Absolutely Fabulous<br/>Absolutely (absolutely) Fabulous (fabulous)<br/>Absolutely (absolutely) Fabulous (fabulous)<br/>Absolutely (absolutely) Fabulous (fabulous)</p> <p><i>Pet Shop Boys</i> - <a href="http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/petshopboys/absolutelyfabulous.html">Absolutely Fabulous</a></p> </blockquote> <p>That’s not a verse folks, that’s the entire song right there.</p>http://reallybadlyrics.com/post/151620533http://reallybadlyrics.com/post/151620533Wed, 29 Jul 2009 11:20:29 -0400<p>A mole, living in a hole <br/>Digging up my soul <br/>Going down, excavation <br/>I and I in the sky</p> <p><i>U2</i> - <a href="http://www.lyrics007.com/U2%20Lyrics/Elevation%20Lyrics.html">Elevation</a></p>http://reallybadlyrics.com/post/148261112http://reallybadlyrics.com/post/148261112Fri, 24 Jul 2009 10:26:49 -0400<blockquote> <p>But I don’t wanna rule ya!<br/>I don’t wanna fool ya!<br/>I don’t wanna school ya:<br/>Things you - you might never know about!</p> <p><i>Bob Marley</i> - <a href="http://www.elyrics.net/read/b/bob-marley-lyrics/stiff-necked-fools-lyrics.html">Stiff Necked Fools</a></p> </blockquote> <p>And I don’t wanna listen to ya.</p>http://reallybadlyrics.com/post/147076825http://reallybadlyrics.com/post/147076825Wed, 22 Jul 2009 18:11:00 -0400<blockquote> <p>[x10]<br/>I got soul, but I’m not a soldier<br/>I got soul, but I’m not a soldier</p> <p><i>The Killers</i> - <a href="http://www.sing365.com/music/lyric.nsf/All-These-Things-That-I%27ve-Done-lyrics-The-Killers/E6E3BEB842BE874348256EA9000B9B62">All these things that I’ve done</a></p> </blockquote> <p>You’ve got nuts but you’re not a nutsack. No, wait, yes you are.</p> <blockquote></blockquote>http://reallybadlyrics.com/post/144261520http://reallybadlyrics.com/post/144261520Sat, 18 Jul 2009 14:28:38 -0400<p>Lucky that my breasts<br/>Are small and humble<br/>So you don’t confuse<br/>Them with mountains</p> <p><i>Shakira</i> - <a href="http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/shakira/wheneverwherever.html">Whenever, Wherever</a> (Submitted by <a href="http://jaydoubleyoubee.tumblr.com/">jaydoubleyoubee</a>)<a href="http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/shakira/wheneverwherever.html"><br/></a></p>http://reallybadlyrics.com/post/142092005http://reallybadlyrics.com/post/142092005Wed, 15 Jul 2009 08:50:48 -0400<blockquote> <p>With my love-glue-gunning<br/>I won’t tell you that I love you<br/>Kiss or hug you<br/> Cause I’m bluffin’ with my muffin<br/> I’m not lying <br/> I’m just stunnin’</p> <p><i>Lady GaGa</i> - <a href="http://www.songlyrics.com/lady-gaga/poker-face-lyrics/">Pokerface</a></p> </blockquote> <p>WTF is “Love glue”?! Actually you know what, I don’t wanna know.</p>http://reallybadlyrics.com/post/140969701http://reallybadlyrics.com/post/140969701Mon, 13 Jul 2009 16:08:30 -0400<blockquote> <p>Go-rilla cunt-illa<br/>Sammy D and Salmonella<br/>Come with me ‘cause I’m an ass killer<br/>You’re ill but I’m iller</p> <p><i>Red Hot Chili Peppers </i>- <a href="http://www.elyrics.net/read/r/red-hot-chili-peppers-lyrics/get-on-top-lyrics.html">Get On Top</a></p> </blockquote> <p>Then perhaps you should lie down because you’re talking gibberish.</p>http://reallybadlyrics.com/post/139061442http://reallybadlyrics.com/post/139061442Fri, 10 Jul 2009 10:33:00 -0400<p>Well you’re in your little room<br/> and you’re working on something good<br/> but if it’s really good<br/> you’re gonna need a bigger room</p> <p><i>The White Stripes</i> - <a href="http://www.whitestripes.net/lyrics/lyrics-wbc.html">Little Room</a></p>http://reallybadlyrics.com/post/136443945http://reallybadlyrics.com/post/136443945Mon, 06 Jul 2009 10:36:44 -0400<blockquote> <p>Kick the can, kick the can, skip and blackjack<br/>Steal a car and ring a round-rosey,<br/>Rock and roll, candyland, boogeyman,<br/>Run away and give me your sneakers</p> <p>The Killers - <a href="http://www.sing365.com/music/lyric.nsf/Tranquilize-lyrics-The-Killers/10D6AE818498619948257376000B9C52">Tranquilize</a></p> </blockquote> <p>I may just devote this whole blog to the lyrical drivel that The Killers churn out.</p>http://reallybadlyrics.com/post/135898962http://reallybadlyrics.com/post/135898962Sun, 05 Jul 2009 12:25:00 -0400<blockquote> <p>Ah… “P” is for her personality<br/>I said the “O” is for originality<br/>And the other “P” is for the perfect love she gives to me<br/>The “C” is just ‘cause she loves me<br/>And the “O” means she’s the only love I got<br/>And the “R” and the “N”, our love will never end</p> <p><i>New Edition</i> - <a href="http://www.musicsonglyrics.com/N/neweditionlyrics/neweditionpopcornlovelyrics.htm">Popcorn Love</a></p> </blockquote> <p>And “S” is for spelling, as in that thing you haven’t a clue how to do.</p>http://reallybadlyrics.com/post/120514842http://reallybadlyrics.com/post/120514842Tue, 09 Jun 2009 08:07:00 -0400<p>satan flirts<br/>i’m prepared<br/>it’s nothing to conquer<br/>the fight is good<br/>your flesh has a limit<br/>of too many years<br/>it’s a shock absorber of your stinging tears<br/>the satisfaction</p> <p>Sonic Youth - <a href="http://www.xs4all.nl/~bigron/sonic/sylbadmr.html">Satan Is Boring</a></p>http://reallybadlyrics.com/post/118437901http://reallybadlyrics.com/post/118437901Fri, 05 Jun 2009 09:25:56 -0400<p>Can i talk my shit again<br/>Even if i dont hit again<br/>Dog are you fucking kidding<br/>My hat, my shoes, my coat, louis vuitton stitch, with donatella vasaci,<br/>Thats louis vuitton bitch</p> <p>Kayne West - <a href="http://www.elyrics.net/read/k/kanye-west-lyrics/the-glory-lyrics.html">The Glory</a></p>http://reallybadlyrics.com/post/113285464http://reallybadlyrics.com/post/113285464Tue, 26 May 2009 11:40:13 -0400