July 22, 2009

But I don’t wanna rule ya!
I don’t wanna fool ya!
I don’t wanna school ya:
Things you - you might never know about!

Bob Marley - Stiff Necked Fools

And I don’t wanna listen to ya.

July 18, 2009

[x10]
I got soul, but I’m not a soldier
I got soul, but I’m not a soldier

The Killers - All these things that I’ve done

You’ve got nuts but you’re not a nutsack. No, wait, yes you are.

July 15, 2009

Lucky that my breasts
Are small and humble
So you don’t confuse
Them with mountains

Shakira - Whenever, Wherever (Submitted by jaydoubleyoubee)

July 13, 2009

With my love-glue-gunning
I won’t tell you that I love you
Kiss or hug you
Cause I’m bluffin’ with my muffin
I’m not lying
I’m just stunnin’

Lady GaGa - Pokerface

WTF is “Love glue”?! Actually you know what, I don’t wanna know.

July 10, 2009

Go-rilla cunt-illa
Sammy D and Salmonella
Come with me ‘cause I’m an ass killer
You’re ill but I’m iller

Red Hot Chili Peppers - Get On Top

Then perhaps you should lie down because you’re talking gibberish.

July 6, 2009

Well you’re in your little room
and you’re working on something good
but if it’s really good
you’re gonna need a bigger room

The White Stripes - Little Room

July 5, 2009

Kick the can, kick the can, skip and blackjack
Steal a car and ring a round-rosey,
Rock and roll, candyland, boogeyman,
Run away and give me your sneakers

The Killers - Tranquilize

I may just devote this whole blog to the lyrical drivel that The Killers churn out.

June 9, 2009

Ah… “P” is for her personality
I said the “O” is for originality
And the other “P” is for the perfect love she gives to me
The “C” is just ‘cause she loves me
And the “O” means she’s the only love I got
And the “R” and the “N”, our love will never end

New Edition - Popcorn Love

And “S” is for spelling, as in that thing you haven’t a clue how to do.

June 5, 2009

satan flirts
i’m prepared
it’s nothing to conquer
the fight is good
your flesh has a limit
of too many years
it’s a shock absorber of your stinging tears
the satisfaction

Sonic Youth - Satan Is Boring

May 26, 2009

Can i talk my shit again
Even if i dont hit again
Dog are you fucking kidding
My hat, my shoes, my coat, louis vuitton stitch, with donatella vasaci,
Thats louis vuitton bitch

Kayne West - The Glory