September 14, 2009

i can smell your armpits
you stole my idea
you stole my idea
you stole my idea!
this puke stinks like beer

Century - Live

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August 27, 2009

21st century sex machine h-h
can the Cartier, toss the Tissot
Timex Kid time to go go
I’m a space cowboy

Sigue Sigue Sputnik - 21st Century Boy

Were they on drugs? It will forever remain a mystery :/

2:42am  |   URL: http://reallybadlyrics.com/post/172780166/21st-century-sex-machine-h-h-can-the-cartier
August 20, 2009

Maybe life ain’t what it seems, ‘cause it’s all a dream
Forgive me
Sometimes i feel like a fool, ‘cause i’m so uncool
Forgive me…

Limp Bizkit - Drown

Nope, you suck.

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August 10, 2009

Wish I could shut my playboy mouth
How’d I turn my shirt inside out? (Inside out right)
Control your poison babe, roses have thorns they say,
And we’re all getting hosed tonight

Lady Gaga - Just Dance

12:00pm  |   URL: http://reallybadlyrics.com/post/159869802/wish-i-could-shut-my-playboy-mouth-howd-i-turn-my
August 7, 2009

The kid has something in his eye
And I can see why
Looks like he’s about to cry
And I can see why

The Pale - The Kid

“What the heck” he thought “As long as it rhymes any old shit will do”

11:52am  |   URL: http://reallybadlyrics.com/post/157963202/the-kid-has-something-in-his-eye-and-i-can-see-why
August 6, 2009

Now your momma told you let the cleavage show
‘Cause that’s the best way to get a nigga with dough
Then fake a pregnancy, then call the attorney-a
But she ain’t know I’m cheaper than IKEA furniture

Kanye West - Electric Relaxation

Some sage advice there kids, from uncle Kanye.

9:07am  |   URL: http://reallybadlyrics.com/post/157146098/now-your-momma-told-you-let-the-cleavage-show
August 5, 2009

I don’t wanna be a pinhead no more I just met a nurse that I could go for
I don’t wanna be a pinhead no more I just met a nurse that I could go for

I don’t wanna be a pinhead no more I just met a nurse that I could go for
I don’t wanna be a pinhead no more I just met a nurse that I could go for

Ramones - Pinhead

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August 3, 2009

Fatboy Slim is fucking in heaven
Fucking in, fucking in, fucking in heaven

Fatboy Slim - Fucking in heaven

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July 29, 2009

Absolutely Fabulous
Absolutely (absolutely) Fabulous (fabulous)
Absolutely (absolutely) Fabulous (fabulous)
Absolutely (absolutely) Fabulous (fabulous)

Pet Shop Boys - Absolutely Fabulous

That’s not a verse folks, that’s the entire song right there.

11:20am  |   URL: http://reallybadlyrics.com/post/151620533/absolutely-fabulous-absolutely-absolutely
July 24, 2009

A mole, living in a hole
Digging up my soul
Going down, excavation
I and I in the sky

U2 - Elevation

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